The Colony of Freedom of Tofu is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Shezma with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, free-roaming dinosaurs, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.983 billion Freedom of Tofuans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soy. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freedom of Tofuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,067 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 178,438 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects. Crime is totally unknown. Freedom of Tofu's national animal is the Soyubara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Meow.

Freedom of Tofu is ranked 10,104^th in the world and 574^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,117.87 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.